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It’s the last "lesson" on writing world-class copy you’ll ever need...

"How To Skip The Hard Part Of Writing Killer Sales Copy... And, Overnight, Put 5 Already-Written World-Class Wealth-Generating Ads To Work For You!"

You can forget about all the agony of coming up with ideas, concepts or even power words... because I’ve already done most of the writing (and all of the thinking) FOR you!  No matter where you are now in your business life (or where your writing skills are), I guarantee you will walk away from this lesson armed with the immediate skills to adapt 5 masterpiece ads you can use next week to start bringing in riches and fame beyond your most wicked dreams.  Check this out, right now, if you’re finally ready to go screeching off on the wildest (and richest) ride of your life,...

From: John Carlton

Howdy...

What’s It Worth To Learn How To Steal World-Class Ads? Are You Kidding? Massive Breakthrough Generates $70,000 "I had a massive breakthrough reading your stuff, John.  Over the last 14 days, what you taught me generated an extra $20,979 in sales!  Thanks again." Jeff Gardner, TX  (Update:  "After a full month, my take is now $70,000!  Note to self:  Follow John's advice!")  $287,000 The First Week! "After listening to John for less than an hour, my mind caught fire and everything fell into place.  I immediately produced my first sales letter ever... and it brought in $287,000 the first week!  You can bet I seek out his advice every time I make a major business decision."  Rich Schefren, Strategic Profits, author of "Marketing Manifesto" "He doesn't just tell you how to do it... he don't just show you how to do it... he involves you so you learn his strategies, techniques, and the psychology of world-class copy." Alex Mandossian Created Millions In Profit "John has created millions in profit for us.  We pitted his ads and letters against big-city ad agencies, PR firms, and writers with lots of awards... and John slaughtered them all.  He consistently hits 'home runs' for us -- a 20-to-1 return in profit is not unusual.  He has saved our butts on several occasions."  Robert Pierce, President, Tactical Response Solutions John Reese Says: "John Carlton is one of the best marketers in marketing HISTORY.  I have learned a ton from him... and you should soak up everything from him that you can.  It will only help you make more money from your Internet marketing efforts."  John Reese 50% More Orders "My average order is 50% higher (and more) since I adopted your idea.  I love your outlook, and your advice cracks me  up while bringing in the results." Tom Venuto, NJ Gary Halbert, Copywriting Legend, Says: "John is the first guy I call when I have a marketing problem.  His insights and marketing prowess  are unparalleled among the working advertising experts I know... and I know them all.  The money available, when you learn what insiders like John has to share, is just insane.  In my book, there is John... and no one else is even close."  Gary Halbert, The Gary Halbert Letter Just One Tip Multiplied Response "Using just ONE tip John gave us increased our mail response by 32%.  This means an additional $2,000 in profit for every 1000 letters."  Chris Rabalais, New Millennium Publications Frank Kern Says: "Just before the famous StomperNet launch, everything was in doubt. We cornered John for advice, and in just a few minutes he provided such clarity that the fog melted away... and I was finally able to write the pitch that brought in over $10 million in one day.  That's twice he's helped me -- long ago, when I was broke, clueless and desperate, I somehow found John's 'Kick Ass' course... and halfway through, a calm confidence came over me.  I told my wife that everything was going to be all right, because this really made sense.  When John talks about changing your life, he's not kidding around." Frank Kern, Underachiever System $726,000 More Profit Using Just ONE Of John's Tricks! "I've used many of your secrets and techniques in my copy, and find them to be like little psychic vacuum machines that suck money out of customers wallets like magic!  For example: I added just one of your tactics to a promotion for a client, and sold $65,000 more product compared to the same promo minus that trick.  Over the next 12 months, this added up to $726,000 more profit -- a huge difference, from just ONE little tactic!  I could go on and on, but your ego is big enough as it is..."  Jeff Paul, the guy behind the mega-successful informercial "How To Make A Fortune While Sitting In Your Kitchen In Your Underwear!" "I Stalk Your Ads" "Dear John: Your strategies have made me hundreds of thousands of dollars.  I consider your copywriting to be so influential on my success, that I've literally stalked your ads and sales letters, purchased countless products and services to get on lists... solely so I could collect (and study) the sales letters that you write. This practice has been like a real-world 'Harvard  Business School' education for me. And I know dozens of millionaire business people and successful "guru's" that quietly keep an eye on you, follow all that you do, and consider you a major influence on their success."  Ben Cummings, Park Place Publishing, NY."  Sindy Berner, Production Marketing Manager, Rodale Books, PA "You've Helped My Ads Get Wicked-Good" "Phenomenal content.  Of all the marketing, advertising and copywriting experts I pay attention to, John Carlton is by far the most articulate and passionate and knowledgeable (and funny).  I get more value just from your hilarious, ballsy stories alone than from the serious efforts of most other gurus.  Man, you've helped my advertising get wicked-good."  Joe Polish, Piranha Marketing Rodale Books Manager Says: "John fought hard to get us to mail his sales letter for our new book.  He ruffled so many feathers pushing us past our creative 'comfort zone' that he got himself temporarily blacklisted... until, of course, his piece not only knocked off one of our top writers, but also mailed profitably for over 4 years to millions of names."  Sindy Berner, Production Marketing Manager, Rodale Books, PA 6-Month Waiting List of Clients "You showed me -- in the 'License To Steal' toolkit -- how to take my marketing campaign over-the-top.  This immediately created such a consistent surge of new business that I had to increase my fees three times.  My income has tripled, and your techniques allowed me to develop a waiting list of clients that is 6 months long.  When I saw some of the so-called industry greats sitting in your seminar, following you around like a Big Buck during breeding season, I knew I needed to suck as much info out of you as I could.  What you teach is worth 1,000 times what you charge."  Dr. Ken Newhouse Carlton Got Me FIRED "I had a cush job at one of the world's largest ad agencies.  Then I found John's materials, and discovered the how to SELL, not just win awards.  The agency hated my new style and gave me the boot.  Which was a good thing -- my first year on my own, I'm on pace to earn FOUR TIMES my yearly salary at the agency.  Thanks, John."  Matt Marshall, freelance copywriter Pure Gold "I've written pieces that have pulled in millions of dollars.  Yet, when I sit down to write copy, I pull out my swipe file of John Carlton's stuff, and study it like my life depended on it.  He is one of the few true experts in advertising.  Pure gold."  Caleb O'Dowd, Florida "I Eat Salesmen For Lunch" "I have 20 years of experience with B2B direct response -- I eat salesmen for lunch -- so I bristled at John's suggestion that I needed to rewrite my sales letter.  Good thing I got over my rage... because listening to John allowed me to penetrate over 10% of a very competitive industry, and I'm still getting 2-3 calls a week.  Thanks for pushing me so hard." Dan Page Lorrie Morgan-Ferrero Says: "When my copywriting business was operating in the red in 2003, I bit the bullet and and invested in John's stuff. Best business decision I ever made.  Know why?  I started making money.  Lots of it.  The subled tweaks and step-by-step systems I learned from John shot conversion rates through the roof.  And I confidently raised my fees by 60% because of everything I learned from him... and my fees continue to rise."  Lorrie Morgan-Ferrero, Red-Hot Copy Success Roadmap "Thanks again for providing such a clear roadmap for success.  I'm now faced with more opportunity than I've ever dreamed of, and more money than I've ever made.  You gave me the impetus to act."  John Patten Quitting My Day Job "Two months ago I had little hope of making it in this business.  Now, after taking John's specific advice, I'm quitting my day job and doing this full time." April Morelock, Indiana Forced Change "I came to you to learn some tricks about writing killer ads... and I got more than I expected.  The tricks are great... but the reason I'm now a fan for life is because you also forced me to change the way I look at money, people, risk, problems, and life.  You are the complete package."  Scott Palangi Advice Worth $35,000 To "Little Guy" "My first letter using your advice drew in $35,000 from a list of just 10,000.  Thanks for taking the time to critique the letter of a 'little guy'."  Eric Jensen, San Diego Exact Info, Not Found Anywhere Else "This is the exact information I wanted, but couldn't find anywhere else!  You covered everything the other guru's neglect.  I'm keeping your stuff close by." Wendy Baldwin Helped Me Jump To The Next Level "I took the AWAI course, studied Abraham's stuff, and everything else... but I didn't really wake up my inner salesman and get into the mindset of a pro until I got my hands-on butt-kicking from you.  That shook me up and helped me jump to the next level.  I'll make six figures this year.  Thanks."  Tony Flores, now working with Clayton Makepeace "Turned Our Biz Around Overnight!" "This guy turned our business around literally overnight.  Just John's consulting abilities alone are worth his outrageous fee -- the fact you also get one of the best copywriters alive makes him the biggest bargain in business today.  He throws himself into every aspect of a project... so when the ad runs and the phones start ringing, you're prepared to capture every dollar."  Dr. Russell Horine, NuLife Clinics  Utterly Fearless "He's earned us a fortune.  Killer copywriter, easily the most exciting and effective I've ever dealt with.  He's utterly fearless in meeting challenges and creating successful ads in one of the toughest markets in the world."  Dr. Michael O'Leary, president, OHP Golf, Inc. What Dan Kennedy Says: "John Carlton is a copywriter I would hire, and there are damn few of those.  Further, I would pay to be in a room to learn from him, and there are even fewer people on that list."  Dan Kennedy, "The No B.S. Marketing Newsletter" Earned Back Investment Fast "I lifted your format and headline ideas for my own mailing, and not only earned back all the money I paid for your material... but the resulting sales letter is still bringing in hundreds of extra bucks each month in passive additional income.  Anyone who hesitates to get your collected 'swipe files' is leaving a pile of cash on the table!"  Kevin Donlin, Detroit Studies Carlton's Copy "I study Carlton's copy like a 14 year-old boy reads Playboy.  Completely dazzled, entranced and full of desire.  I've read hundreds of books on marketing and copywriting and make my living with it... so I know how to separate the wheat from the chaff in this business.  Every time I think I've hit the nail on the head with my copy, I read one of John's letters and realize how much farther I could go.  Ouch... it hurts to say that... but it's true." Michael Jans, President of Insurance Profit Systems, Inc. What A Boardroom Founder Says: "Great copywriters are proven because consumers vote with their money.  That's why guys like John are so expensive, and so valuable.  This is seriously important information for your business.  There are only a handful of writers in John's league.  I read this book as soon as I got my hands on it." Ken Glickman, Boardroom, Inc. Million Dollar Confession "Early in my career, I had the good fortune to discover John Carlton -- and he deserves much of the credit for my success as a freelancer. I  hereby confess that many of the ideas behind the million-dollar controls I've written can be directly traced to what I learned or stole from John."  David Deutsch, world-class freelancer with controls for Boardroom, Phillips Publishing and other major league mailers It's That Good "Best course on copywriting I've ever listened to.  Put me down to buy everything you have -- just charge my card and get it all to me right away.  In fact, I like this course so much, I want to let everyone I do business with know about it, too.  It's that good."  Ron LeGrand, world-famous real estate & marketing guru What Gary Bencivenga Says: "If you enter the marketing jungle in search of riches and respect, just be sure you walk with this man at your side. John is a recognized master of the world's most effective, ultimate-street-fighter marketing techniques.  Do it right, as he shows, and for every $1 you put into your marketing machine, you can get $2, $3, even $5 or more back. Once you own such a money machine, your life will be sweeter than anything you've known."  Gary Bencivenga, Hall of Fame copywriter for Boardroom, Agora, Phillips, and Rodale. Worth 10 Times The Cost "Your stuff is making a gigantic difference in our lives right now.  A single hook I learned from you made our postcard campaign worth 10 times the cost.  A sales letter I wrote (after reading your course) boosted my wife's accounting business by $2k a month, and took my own business from zero to $2,000 per sales letter.  Things are only getting better."  Ben Settle, Utah Record Sales Week "I applied what I learned in John Carlton's course and just had a record sales week.  Just wanted to say thanks."  Kent Sayre Fantastic Results "Latest results are fantastic!  A huge bump, thanks to that one great idea you gave me.  Thanks, John."  Chris DiRe, software publisher Tripled Sales In One Month "Your course is fantastic.  I have tripled my sales in a mongh and I am only now getting started find tuning and testing." William McCreedy, Futures Trading Secrets

     How about if I give you FIVE ADS you can run right away... that are front-loaded to work like crazy for you.  Because they’re already proven.  And already laid out for you to convert to your own needs.

     In fact... these five ads are...

Masterpieces of Advertising!

     Each one has already earned a fortune... after being posted online, or mailing to lists, or running in publications over and over again... proving themselves as cash-generating machines each time.  In tough markets, too, where profits are usually hard to come by.  Yet, these five ads were MONSTER WINNERS right out of the gate.

Making Crime Pay "Who says crime doesn't pay?  John let me 'steal' one of his ad headlines for a seminar I was holding... netting me a cool $251,771 in just 3 days.  I don't know any decent marketer who would be caught dead without John's help."  Craig Forte, Forte Communications, Inc

     One of the letters mailed for 5 years to millions of names (generating a 7-digit fortune in profit).  Two of the ads have been running consistently in magazines for over a decade, and mailing to targeted lists with results that would take your breath away... and, in fact, are right now pulling in hot profits every month after being posted (with little or no editing) on simple Web sites.

     Great copy is like a magnet for customers.

     The other two pieces are CLASSICS of direct response advertising -- not only earning massive piles of cash while they ran, but also serving as secret "boilerplate" blueprints for other ads and Websites and letters that have brought in millions.  They contain nearly every single major sales tactic ever invented -- literally, they are sizzling powerhouse pitches that don’t miss a trick.

     These five ads have slaughtered the competition and sucked in massive profit in their original markets... and they’re just itching to be let loose on OTHER markets.  Say, yours.  They are primed for serious money-making to new prospects.

     How do I know these ads perform so well?

     Easy.  I wrote ‘em.  Every single one of them.  I know what kind of response they generated, how long they’ve been running... and, more important...

I Know The Secrets
Behind Their Amazing Success!

     That’s critical... because... I’m now going to show you how to easily and simply "redirect" the white-hot magic of these five ads... right onto YOUR market.

     No matter what you’re selling or who you’re selling it to.

"John, please don’t tell anyone else how easy it is to adapt your ads for different products!  Heck, the first month I cleared $32,500 just altering two of your ads slightly for new markets.  I can’t believe you’re going to give these secrets away to others."  Dr. Harlan Kilstein, Boca Raton, FL, millionaire freelance copywriter

     What’s more... I’ll give you WRITTEN PERMISSION to use these ads, so there’s absolutely no copyright infringement or misunderstandings.  You can go to town, right away, without fear.  These ads will be your slaves, legally and ethically.

     Other people have illegally been trying to copy these same five ads for years now.  But they do it horribly wrong... because they don’t understand the hidden tactics behind the copy.  All they see is an ad that worked... and they try to copy the magic.

     And it is NOT easy to do... unless you have the original writer guiding you through it.  Even members of my Insider’s Club screwed it up.

     What’s more... copying these masterpieces won’t work at world-class levels (where all the HUGE money is)... until you have those KEYS to the secrets underneath the obvious stuff. 

     These are the crucial secrets that only I can teach you... since I know exactly what went INTO the copy in the first place. 

Massive Online Success "I 'borrowed' one of John's successful ads, with his blessing, for a completely different market, and it launched a business from zero to massive success on the Web.  A year and a half later, it's still pulling like crazy.  This is the secret to unimaginable success, fast."  Mark Landstrom, San Luis Obispo, CA

     I’ve got the recipe.  And, until now, I‘ve only shared it with a handful of others.

     Now -- if you’re ready -- I’m willing to you ALL of these secrets.  Which will immediately make it EASY and SIMPLE for you to convert these masterpieces for your own use.

     And you can do it in just a few quick steps, following my exact instructions.  For example...

• I will show you WHY each headline grabbed the reader in such a mega-effective way... and HOW to "translate" that snarling power so you can easily adapt the same proven headline -- with just a few "on target" changes -- to your market.  (This instantly solves your biggest problem -- getting your prospect’s undivided attention, and pulling him deep into your pitch.)
  
  
• I will reveal the sneaky psychological tactics hidden behind the all-important opening paragraphs -- the juicy details that KEEP the reader intensely interested -- so you will have no trouble at all redirecting each ad’s "opening mojo" to your product.  (Just like "plug ‘n’ play".  Bang, a few changes, and you’ve got a killer opening to your ad!  For most writers, this is the hardest part of the pitch to get right... and now, it’s already done FOR you.)
  
  
• I will deconstruct the bullets, so it becomes obvious why they worked... and also obvious how you can ever-so-simply tweak each one to fit your business.  (Having world-class bullets will force your prospect to desire your product so badly, he won’t be able to sleep until he orders.  You can finally overwhelm the reader -- just like the best writers in the biz -- with emotionally-dense snatches of copy that slips your sales pitch past his defenses and straight into his subconscious.)
  
  
• And... I will show you how to look for... and quickly find... your own peculiar HOOK to replace the one I used.  It’s right under your nose.  (Understanding how to find -- and use -- the right hook is the difference between boring ads that pull nothing... and MONSTER winners that break the bank!)

     This is Operation MoneySuck at the highest level.  You are about to take FULL ADVANTAGE of one of the best copywriters alive... and learn how to co-opt my best stuff.

     Here’s what’s going on:  The first "just me and the audience" teaching seminar I ever gave was the "Copywriting Sweatshop" (which sold out in record time, by the way).  I asked each attendee to bring an ad or letter they’d written... and at the event I tore those ads apart.

     In other words... I took essentially "bad" copy, and showed people how to begin reconstructing it and making it better.  That approach worked very well to help many people get their heads straight on what was needed to begin making their copy work in the real world.

     I called my second teaching event the "License To Steal" seminar. And it was the OTHER HALF of that thinking.   I took already-proven masterpiece ads... and tore them apart to reveal the inner workings.  The "hidden" magic that makes them bring in the Big Bucks... and continue to bring in the bacon over and over again for years.

     In fact... to my mind, these "License To Steal" DVDs are MORE CRITICAL than the "Copywriting Sweatshop" DVDs are to your quest to learn how to write at a world-class level. 

     It’s how I got good.  Right after I went solo as a freelancer, I spent an enormous amount of time and energy finding proven winning ads... and then tearing them apart to find out what made them so darn good.  I did this with pieces by Gary Bencivenga, Jay Abraham, Gary Halbert, Jim Rutz, and every other "Hall of Fame" writer whose material I could get my hands on.  I got extremely good at this tactic -- no other writer I’ve met has even come close to breaking the code on dissecting winners like this.

     I also received "insider" feedback from these writers on stuff I’d written -- the way the "Copywriting Sweatshop" was set up. 

     BUT... the MOST help I got... was in de-constructing the killer already-proven letters of other writers.  Which is exactly the way I set up the "License To Steal" seminar.

     Very simply...

I Revealed The Secrets I Used MYSELF
To Get Really, Really Good... Really, Really FAST!

     And guess what?

     I had the seminar filmed and put on DVDs. 

     And there are just a few sets of those DVDs here in my office.  If you get back to me right now...

You Can Check ‘Em Out
Without Risking A Penny!

     This is something you definitely want to do, if you’re at ALL serious about your ability to use copy to bring in wealth.

     Now, I still believe the main appeal of this new seminar is that I have "blueprinted" for you 5 of my best ads, with permission to alter them to your own needs.   

     However... even more important than those 5 "boilerplate" ads... are the skills I will reveal regarding tearing apart winning ads and figuring out how they work so well.

     It’s like painting.  You can slap water colors on a canvas, and have a great artist talk to you for hours on what you did wrong, and how to improve your brush stroke and whatever.  That can help, a bit.

     BUT... you’ll progress even faster, with better chops, if that same great artist shows you how a famous painting was done.  How the details were achieved, and all the secrets and tricks behind the magic. 

     The stuff you just cannot see by just looking at a winning ad.  The deep, hidden stuff you need a guide to be able to comprehend.  Like...

	How to ignite passion, with just a few well-chosen power words aimed right at the sweet spot of your prospect.  (If you’re like 99% of the people out there writing ads, you’re trying to survive on "cold" appeals -- which lack emotion and any true connection to the reader.  This murders results.  I’ll set you straight, right away and without fuss.)
	How to keep interest hot and intense throughout the pitch, so there’s never a chance for the reader to disengage.  (Most rookie writers fail at this, and it can take years, on your own, to "get" how to accomplish this skill.  Watching me lay it out, you’ll understand immediately... and finally have one of the most wicked-profitable high-end pro-level skills at your command.)
	How to create real urgency, without hype.  (Another absolutely necessary element of a winning ad most people botch.)
	How to deal with your reader’s "Bullshit Detector"... and win him over even though he desperately wants you to go away and leave him alone.  (This unique knowledge separates the winners from the losers in the ad world.)
	How to stop "trying" to write... and finally get into that dangerous super-salesman’s groove where the pitch writes itself.  (You can do this, once I show you how.  And it will change your life.)
	How to build up your own "Big Promise", and tie it in with a killer USP that won’t let your prospect sleep until he’s ordered.

     And everything else that goes into getting your sales pitch across in a way that brings in the money like a dam burst.

     And this goes for everyone, at every level of expertise.
 
     All it takes... is sitting down with me while I show you the tricks behind the magic.

"Living Proof You Can Do This" "To be honest, I'd like to keep your underground copywriting secrets all to myself.  Using what you taught me, I quit my day job, and now earn up to $25,000 per job writing ads for other people who don't know these secrets.  And I'm booked for the next 6 months.  I'm living proof you can do this literally overnight.  I just want to say 'Thank you'!"  Matt Welch, Florida

     Once I show you WHY and HOW these five masterpieces worked so well... word by word, phrase by phrase, and strategy by strategy... you’re going to have the biggest damn smile on your face you’ve ever had.

     You’ll be smiling because...

You Will Be Able To Plug In Your Own Specifics
As Easily As Pounding Square Pegs Into Square Holes...
And Make Each Ad YOURS!

     I’m serious.  It’s as simple as a child’s game to adapt ANY proven ad to your own uses.  All you need... is to have someone (like me) show you the stunningly simple secrets behind the success.  And give you the boilerplate, already written, that lets you do it yourself.

     There are many marketers out there who have written, on their own, a single ad  that worked to some degree.  Sometimes, they lucked into it, or obsessed so much on the project that they did version after version...until one finally started bringing in some profit.

     But they don’t really know WHY the ad worked. 

     And they couldn’t REPEAT their luck if a gun were held to their head.

     Why?  Because... they don’t understand the secrets behind money-making copy.  It’s like the old saying:  Everybody has one novel in them.  (But seldom two.)  Same with ads -- if you try long and hard enough, you may stumble onto a headline or offer that brings in some serious moolah.

     But why work that hard?

     And why risk your wealth, and the success of your business, on the "maybe" chance you will, somehow, be able to create an original new ad that might work well enough to bring in profit and new customers?

     Why not...

Ethically CHEAT?

     Why not just "borrow" an ad that has already proven itself to contain ALL the necessary secrets and ingredients to be a world-class wealth-generator... and simply "translate" it to your own market?  You can do it with complete positive karma, because I will give you permission to do it.  I’ll show you how, and light the fire under your butt to get you going.

     This is my personal invitation to you to pillage my best five ads.

     I know this tactic works like crazy, when you finally figure out how to do it right.  I know, because I’ve helped others do it myself many, many times.  Some of the smartest (and richest) marketers alive have learned to do it to perfection.

7-Figure Money Machine "I heard John at a seminar say something about writing headlines I'd never heard or read anyone else say before -- and believe me, I've been a serious and successful student of copywriting for over ten years.  The result:  I came up with a headline that crashed through all the noise in a very, very crowded marketplace and, starting from zero, very rapidly created a new seven figure ($1,000,000+) a year money machine that's only just getting warmed up."  Ken McCarthy, "The System"

     The results can take your breath away.  An "okay" ad can bring in some nice little profit.  Like a dollar and a quarter for every dollar you spend.  You may be able to survive on that kind of return.

     But a world-class masterpiece... the kind that I’ve written and already proven in the real markets out there...

Can Supercharge Your Bottom-Line Results Literally Overnight!

     That’s why people pay me the big bucks to write a piece for them.  It’s not that they like to hand out checks for $30,000 (my standard up-front fee for copy).  (This doesn’t count the royalties I often get, either.)

     Nope.  It’s because they are utterly confident that what I write will be like opening a new checking account somewhere... and having other people stuff that account with cash.

     To the tune of hundreds of thousands of dollars, on up to millions. 

     That’s what running or mailing a winning ad is like.  The money can come flooding in so fast you can’t keep up with depositing it all.  It’s like the dam burst.

     It is, simply...

The Difference Between "Just Getting By"...
And Finally Getting Busy Earning The Fortune That Will Allow You
To Live In Luxury For The Rest Of Your Days!

     That’s why smart business owners pay me outrageous fees to write ads for them.  My little Bag of Tricks holds the key to a big damn house on Easy Street.

1,100% ROI With One Simple Idea "I put one simple idea I learned from John into action.  The result was an immediate 1,100% return on my investment!"  Bill O'Connell

     So... have I flipped my lid here?

     Why in the hell would I reveal the hidden secrets behind my most famous and biggest profit-generating ads... so you can copy them yourself, and SKIP hiring me to write for you?

     It is a little like committing professional suicide, isn’t it.

     Because, once I do share the inside secrets behind my best work, you will realize two things immediately:

1. It is so easy to alter an existing advertisement to your own greedy little needs -- and have it work so amazingly well -- that you may never bother to try writing original ads ever again... and...
   
   
2. You can stop struggling with the whole business of writing ads altogether... and, instead, get on with the business of running your "ready-made" masterpieces and RAKING IN OBSCENE PROFITS.  Because you’ve now got 5 very smoking ads "in the bank", waiting to be unleashed whenever you choose.

     I really could make myself -- and the entire skill set of advanced copywriting I teach -- obsolete.

     So why am I doing this?

     Simple.  First -- the ONLY people who are going to even know I'm selling these "License To Steal" seminar DVDs at this rock bottom price are the people who read my blog and click on the "Special Offer" link.  In the grand scheme of things, this isn’t even a ripple on the pond of the Big Old Marketing World Out There.

     There will always be plenty of other people who need to hire me, at my full outrageous fees.

     That doesn’t worry me a bit.

     Second -- this is what I LOVE to do.  I started this whole enterprise -- the newsletter, the manuals, the Copywriting Sweatshop -- because I love to teach.  No one helped me when I started out, and I made a vow that -- after I made it -- I would do my best to help everyone I could.

     I want to be that pro who takes the time to help rookies and small business owners "get over the hump" of creating great advertising.  I enjoy my role as the guy who reveals all the insider secrets that other professionals want to keep to themselves.  (Trust me -- a lot of "expert" copywriters are gonna be plenty pissed at me for revealing these secrets, too.)

      Without doubt, this is the BEST way I can help you, right now.

      These DVDs will not make your brain ache with complex copywriting theory.

     Instead... I just show you how to take one (or more) of my existing "home run" ads... and adapt ‘em for your own immediate use.  With my permission.

"I lifted your format and headline ideas for my own mailing, and not only earned back all the money I paid for your material... but the resulting sales letter is still bringing in major bucks each month in passive additional income."  Kevin Donlin, Detroit

     This is pure evil on my part.

     Why?  Because... this is going to change EVERYTHING in your market, and every other market of every other guy smart enough to take me up on this hyper-generous offer.

     Knowing how to instantly assault your market with this kind of world-class advertising is NOT like hiring a warrior to teach you how to fight.  No way.  It’s like hiring a warrior to go out... and do the dirty work FOR you.

     Hey -- I like that metaphor.  Imagine your market as something you need to conquer.  (This is usually true.)  Now, instead of you getting bloody and exhausted trying to beat the competition and win over customers... imagine having a professional bad-ass "hired gun" (say, a guy like me, for instance) go out and just slaughter the competition and corral all the customers you could ever handle.

     And then ask you to come in and take all the credit.

     And all the profit.

     All of it.

     This is heaven for any serious marketer who is finally ready to bust out and make his fortune.

     It doesn’t matter what market you’re in, either.  It’s not the specifics of the market that matter.  Rather, it’s knowing the specifics of the AD SALES PROCESS -- so you can substitute your own details.  As easily as typing in your own name instead of the one already in the ad, in some cases.

     Or your own little story instead of the story already in the ad.

     Or your own USP, or hook, or features and benefits.

     I’ll show you how.  Exactly how.  And I’ll do it in a way that’s quick and easy and simple.

     This is gonna change your life.  This is gonna be more fun than being reborn as a spoiled rich kid.

     Here’s how to get in on this:  I have a short stack of these DVD sets from the seminar waiting here in my office.  Just give the word, and I will send an entire set to you -- including the EXACT same workbook containing all the original ads and letters we covered.

     You can see the whole package for FREE, if you choose, too.  Because you’re covered by a complete, no-nonsense, 100% money-back guarantee...

For 3 Entire Months,
No Questions Asked.

     You don’t risk a penny.

     Just click on the Order Now button below.  I’ll have Diane, my assistant, rush-ship your package out by Federal Express Ground (in the US).  And you will have an entire 3 months to check everything out.

     If you’re not completely happy -- for any reason whatsoever -- just send the package back (in any condition), and I’ll promptly refund your purchase price.  No questions asked.

     How much?  Listen carefully:  My minimum fee for writing an ad is $30,000.  When you factor in the royalty I tack on... you will understand why I’ve been paid $100,000 (and more) by clients for a single ad.  (Including the ones I’m offering you.)

     I get the Big Bucks because what I write brings in BIGGER bucks for the client.  It’s a win-win situation.

     The five ads and letters I’m going to teach you how to "steal" have EACH been worth a FORTUNE, both to me and to the clients I wrote them for.  I can’t even begin to compute what the total profit has been.  What does a Boeing 747 cost?

     I have entertained obscene offers for the exclusive rights to these ads.  And I’ve considered licensing the boilerplates for these ads to the general public (who have no clue how great advertising works).

     Here’s the deal:  I am, essentially, offering you five fresh ads.  (Because I’ve already done 90% of the writing and conceptualizing and selling... plus, I will teach you how to convert them.)  At a bare minimum, that would cost you $150,000 if you hired me directly, at $30,000 each for the five pieces.

     But I’m not going to ask for anything close to that kind of money.

     No way.  The original cost for the  "License To Steal" DVD package was $999 (plus royalty arrangements for extended use).  If you go to my storefront right now, that is what you will find them selling for.

     But, for this special offer, I'm going to waive all royalty attachments -- so you get full use of these ad templates, with no strings attached.

     Plus... I'm slashing that original price by HALF.

     Your cost:  Just $499.

     AND... if you want... I will add the DVDs from the "Copywriting Sweatshop" seminar (which are also selling separately for $999) for just an additional $299.

     Total for both DVD sets: $798.  Or, if you like, 2 easy payments of $419.  This is less than HALF the price non-blog readers are paying on my main storefront right now.

     I have always tried to treat you the way I wish other businesses would treat me -- with respect and trust and over-the-top service.

     I completed my part in this seminar.  I will FORCE you to see how masterpiece ads are created... so you can walk out with the power to do it yourself.  Immediately.

     And I expect you to do YOUR part -- which is to simply "get" what I reveal to you... and go out and EARN A TON OF CASH with what you learn.

     This is the kind of life-changing event I LOVE to have happen to me.  It’s like this huge fork in the road -- you’re limping along with your current life, maybe bored to tears or dead-broke... and then BAM!  You’re off on a wild new ride that changes everything.

     A whole new life, and a whole new world of business success is at your fingertips here.

     And it all begins with the simple decision:  "Yes!  I want to learn these secrets!"

     There is NO OTHER INVESTMENT you could ever make in your future that will pay off so fast, and so richly.  You can still learn how to create original ads on your own... but you just won’t have to wait for success, because you’ll have one of MY ads cooking for you in the meantime (with your minor changes).  And you can still work on the details of your business... but you can do that while your new "ready-made" masterpiece is out there bringing in a flood of new customers and dough.

     I don’t care what else you might have earmarked for the money needed to get in on this offer.  The ONLY way you won’t earn that money BACK almost immediately... is if you don’t try.  What I teach you has the proven power to create fast, fabulous fortunes.  Your success is front-loaded.

     I don’t care how vicious your competition is, either.  Hitting back with a world-class masterpiece ad is the BEST way to steal all the customers and earn your spot as Number One in your market.

     Nor I don’t care how inexperienced -- or experienced -- you are.  I know of dozens of guys who started with zilch (no cash, no skills, no idea of even how to get started) and quickly earned MILLIONS... and they did it with world-class masterpiece ads just like these that shocked the market and demolished all other comers.  All it took was being let in on the secrets.

     I also know several PRO’S who never quite cracked the big time... and, with just a little push from me, finally went over the top.  And instantly started earning FOUR TIMES their old fee... plus having clients call them, begging to hire ‘em.  These secrets are that powerful -- they can transform beginners, and instantly knock advanced writers into the big leagues.

     Nor do I care what market you’re in.  Over my twenty years as a copywriter, I’ve sold just about everything there is to sell, to every kind of customer alive.  I’ve written infomercials, web sites, direct mail, print ads, every kind of ad imaginable.  I KNOW this game, inside and out.  There is NOTHING you’re doing, or dealing with, or facing... that I haven’t written ad copy about.

     Okay, I’m done.  It’s late, and I’m going to bed.  It’s quiet here at night, because it’s a nice, exclusive neighborhood.  The skills I’ve mastered at copywriting bought me this peaceful existence.  I pay cash for my cars, guitars and vacations (and I take a LOT of time off, because I can), I can stare down any other business expert with total confidence, I can go anywhere I want, when I want and on my terms... and the only limit to even more wealth is my basic laziness.

     I’m just too busy having fun and getting on with the good stuff life has to offer.

     Knowing how to write sales copy will get you anything and everything you desire.

     And having a masterpiece ad working for you can jump-start that kind of success.  Literally overnight.

     I’ve told Diane to expect your order.

     Sincerely,

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P.S.  One last thing.  Learning the hidden secrets of these existing ads will give you the immediate power to use them in your own business.  That’s the main reason to get these DVDs.

     However, there is another benefit.  When I started out, I constantly sought out winning ads by other writers... and tore them apart, searching for every copy secret, every sales-pumping tactic, every detail that upped response.  That’s how I got good.

     The trick, of course, was to find the winners.  The business world is crammed with ads that look like winners, but aren’t.  I had inside help, and was able to find the ones that really were monster winners. 

     What this means for you is obvious:  You will get a deep, solid dose of how to tear apart a proven winner for the secrets it holds.  Once I show you how to do it... you will be able to do it with OTHER ads and letters.  Say, a Gary Halbert piece, or a Jay Abraham piece, or any of the other great writers out there.

     This "figure it out" talent opens the door to unbelievable wealth and success.  No part of world-class copywriting will ever be a secret to you again.  You’ll have the keys to the kingdom.

     You will, in short...

Be Set
For Life!

P.P.S.  Don’t miss out.  I will never offer another seminar like this again.  These DVDs are the next best thing to "being there"... and they are now the ONLY way to learn what I taught.

     I’m getting more and more reclusive as I get older.  I’ve already turned down four requests for speaking at other seminars this year -- I’m more happy to stay home and write.

     I have the proven chops and the confidence to teach these skills to you.  Being a "fly on the wall" and watching while I reveal these secrets will send shivers through your greed gland, and introduce you to a higher level of money-making expertise.

     But you gotta get the DVDs.

     Don’t put this off.

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