"Kick-Ass Advertising Secrets of the World's Smartest, Happiest & Wealthiest Online Marketers!"
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My name is John Carlton... and in just a moment, I will show you how to quickly, easily, and inexpensively force your Website or offline advertising to start generating mind-blowing new levels of profit and success... ...just as I have for vast numbers of other people, year after year after year. And I will do this for you... ...no matter what kind of results you've been getting (or not getting) up to now... ...and no matter how much you currently suck at persuading people to buy. If you've got the guts, you really can change your entire life. Starting today. I've been proving this bold promise for over 25 years now -- writing enough million-dollar-producing ads for clients to fill a small library... ...and teaching non-writers (and even complete business rookies) how to finally "break the code" on creating world-class sales copy for their own businesses. Almost every top marketer you've ever heard of has sought out my advice or tried to hire me... and I urge you to check out the long list of testimonials here, so you clearly understand what the stakes are for you. Because the stakes are HUGE. Most rookie marketers murder their chances of success before they even begin. But the lucky ones -- and the smart ones -- figure out early that nothing good will ever happen... Until You Learn How To Write Ads That SELL. In fact, once the shortcuts are revealed to you... it's actually SIMPLE to quickly slam out sales copy that grabs your prospect's attention, compels him to fall in love with what you offer... and convinces him to BUY. And the rumors are true: Life gets very exciting when the money finally starts rolling in. Can these shortcuts work for you? I'll tell you this: I've taught many stubborn idiots how to follow simple "sales maps" that took them from humiliating failure to stunning success... almost overnight. And I've shown shy, frightened entrepreneurs (who flunked English) how to quickly produce kick-ass ads that slaughtered all competition. The key points are these:
Almost immediately, you can...
And it doesn't matter whether you're on the Web, or in retail, or selling through direct response ads in magazines or in the mail. Just get straight on this fact: Your life will NOT take off... until you get your advertising juiced up with the tested copy formulas and proven "classic" salesmanship secrets that ONLY a veteran pro can reveal to you. Here's what I have for you: Step-by-step blueprints and formulas for getting your own amazing results as fast as possible... Your own brand-spanking new copy of the best-selling hardcover marketing and copywriting course "Kick-Ass Copywriting Secrets of a Marketing Rebel". This is the same step-by-step guidebook that is on the bookshelves of top marketers all over the world. And don't let the word "copywriting" scare you. (Many rookies instantly go into brain-lock-down when they hear it, because they've convinced themselves that writing is "hard". Nonsense.) This amazing course is so legendary because it truly is a huge "shortcut roadmap" on how to go from clueless... to clued-in... in the fastest time humanly possible. It's not about the words you write... it's about the sales message you put into your prospect's head. And this course is exactly like finding a detailed map that leads you quickly past the Marketing Graveyard (where most clueless businesses end up)... straight to the Promised Land of Big Bucks and Massive Success. And I reveal everything, including:
This isn't about literature. In fact, I often say I'd rather teach a near-illiterate street hustler how to write copy... than try to teach someone with a Ph. D. in English how to sell. Trust me on this: If you have a DROP of salesman's blood in your veins -- I'll show you how to MAXIMIZE it. Here's just a taste of what you're about to experience:
And a ton more. Like how to sell yourself (to a client, to skeptical prospects, even to the love of your life)... ...what salesmen know about "consumer psychology" that few business owners ever discover (these are the wacky, hard-to-believe secrets behind the ability to tease a prospect's "hot buttons" to the point of frenzy)... ...the one envelope that NO ONE in the history of civilization has ever NOT opened... ...and 54 proven sales-boosting tactics to increase cash-flow NOW. And that's just a small sample of what you'll find. Each section of this famous course has been carefully designed to short-cut your path to becoming a KILLER creator of money-making ads. I don't care if you've never written a word of sales copy in your life. Or if you're just starting out. Or if you've taken six other businesses straight into bankruptcy. Or even if you haven't got a clue WHAT you want to sell yet. None of that matters. The ONLY thing that does matter right now... is your desire to get on the bus. To take that first, small, easy step that will empower you -- finally -- with pro-level tricks, tactics, and blueprints that will bring in sales and cash and new customers in a flood. Fast and furious. Are you ready to get started? Before I even mention a price... let's make you understand how EASY this decision really is. I will shoulder ALL the risk here. If... after checking out "Kick-Ass Copywriting Secrets of a Marketing Rebel" for 3 entire months... you are unhappy with it -- for ANY reason at all -- then I INSIST you return it. And your purchase price will be promptly refunded. That's a... 3-Month 100% Money-Back Guarantee... That means... you essentially get to see and try out everything in the course for FREE, if you choose. And yes, it's definitely a financial gamble for me to do this. However, this course is the real thing. I have poured everything I know about marketing, advertising and copywriting (and everything I know about living life large) into it... and I have YEARS of results and the testimonials to prove it. My reputation is world-wide, for everyone to see. I HAVE to fulfill on every promise, because I'm so well-known... and that means I have considered everything very carefully before offering it to you. In my years of teaching, I have run into very few people who decided to return my materials for a refund. Because, again, this truly is the real thing here. The choice is yours. Check everything out, to your heart's content. Treat the course as your own, and dig in. See what kind of results you get. And if you're not happy, simply return it for a fast, prompt refund. It's that simple. No questions asked. You do NOT need to give me a reason for the return. I will trust you to do the right thing, as I have trusted people over my entire career. Your price for this vast "insider" trove of marketing treasures is almost embarrassingly reasonable. In fact, I often have to explain WHY I sell this course for so little. And the answer is easy: When I started my career, nothing even remotely like this was available. I would have given my right arm for this kind of advice and proven tactics... because it would have short-cut my learning curve by 10 years or more. Instead, I had to slog through years of trial and error, making every mistake possible, learning my lessons painfully... and moving forward slowly. This long hard slog has, however, made me a VERY good teacher. Because I know how things REALLY get done in this biz. Still, back in my darkest days, I made a simple vow: If and when I "made it"... I would do everything I could to grease the skids for other people. And I did "make it", in spades. World-wide recognition, buckets of money, and respect up the yin-yang. No one helped me during my first years. I KNOW how important a little mentoring can be... and I am now very happy to BE that mentor to others. And that's why this material is so ridiculously reasonable. You will EASILY make your entire investment back the FIRST TIME you put almost any of my stuff to work for you. (Again, the testimonials here back me up.) How Much Is This Gonna Cost You? Your price for "Kick-Ass Copywriting Secrets of a Marketing Rebel" is just $299. And, as an added bonus, I'm going to throw in the complete audio CDs of the course (because many people learn better by listening than reading). It's like sitting down with me for an intense, private lesson on the finer points of kicking ass in your market. Ready to get started? Just click this button to go to my secure shopping cart and place your order.
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P.S. Please don't feel overwhelmed by the information I've made available for you here. This is NOT like cramming for a test at school. This is FUN... because it's all aimed at helping you get your life together... and finally breaking the code on making some amazing money with your own business. MANY people report that they spent a single weekend going through my material... and by Monday, were ready to get moving. Seeing and understanding how this kind of success REALLY gets done is inspiring. This isn't work -- it's more like reviewing the itinerary of the BEST trip you've ever planned for. If you're an entrepreneur or small business owner... every minute you spend with this package will REAWAKEN you to the great feeling of being back in control... ...and bring you closer to your own goals of INDEPENDENCE and WEALTH. I've taught HUGE numbers of people -- from every corner of the globe, with every problem you can imagine, in every market there is -- how to quickly and easily move to the next level. What you are about to have in your own hands... is the EXACT same material that has brought such wondrous results for so many others. Because... now it's... Your Turn! P.P.S. And don't forget... you are totally covered with a 3-month 100% money-back guarantee. You risk absolutely NOTHING by acting now. To order, simply click below:
P.P.P.S. OK, one more special bonus... Last, but not least... I will send you a copy of the notorious "Power Words" report I developed for a $5,000 a seat seminar I did with Gary Halbert in Orlando, Florida a few years ago. This report explain the pro copywriter secret of choosing just the RIGHT emotionally-charged word to make your sales pitch hit your prospect right in his gut (where all buying decisions are made). What's more... you will have at your fingertips one humongous list of breathtakingly-powerful action verbs and potent word-clusters culled from pieces I've written. These words are the "magic" in creating copy that rivets interest and compels the reader to get his butt in gear. I will send you a copy of this amazing report -- free, yours to keep, no matter what -- when you order from me right away. (Value: $99.)
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John Carlton
"The most ripped-off and respected copywriter alive."
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"Have you heard what other marketers are saying?"
Frank Kern Says:
"Just before the famous StomperNet launch, everything was in doubt. We cornered John for advice, and in just a few minutes he provided such clarity that the fog melted away... and I was finally able to write the pitch that brought in over $10 million in one day. That's twice he's helped me -- long ago, when I was broke, clueless and desperate, I somehow found John's 'Kick Ass' course... and halfway through, a calm confidence came over me. I told my wife that everything was going to be all right, because this really made sense. When John talks about changing your life, he's not kidding around." Frank Kern, The Mass Control System
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and you should soak up everything from him that you can. It will only help you make more money from your Internet marketing efforts." John Reese
Massive Breakthrough
Generates $70,000
"I had a massive breakthrough reading your stuff, John. Over the last 14 days,what you taught me generated an extra $20,979 in sales! Thanks again." Jeff Gardner, TX (Update: "After a full month, my take is now $70,000! Note to self: Follow John's advice!")
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"Just finished a 1,000 trial mailing with new copy using Carlton's concepts. Raked in $22,000 the first week. It worked so good it was scary."
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1,100% ROI With One Simple Idea
"I put one simple idea I learned from John into action. The result was an immediate 1,100% return on my investment!" Bill O'Connell
"I Stalk Your Ads"
"Dear John: Your strategies have made me hundreds of thousands of dollars. I consider your copywriting to be so influential on my success, that I've literally stalked your ads and sales letters, purchased countless products and services to get on lists... solely so I could collect (and study) the sales letters that you write. This practice has been like a real-world 'Harvard Business School' education for me. And I know dozens of millionaire business people and successful "guru's" that quietly keep an eye on you, follow all that you do, and consider you a major influence on their success." Ben Cummings, Park Place Publishing, NY
"You've Helped My Ads Get Wicked-Good"
"Phenomenal content. Of all the marketing, advertising and copywriting experts I pay attention to, John Carlton is by far the most articulate and passionate and knowledgeable (and funny). I get more value just from your hilarious, ballsy stories alone than from the serious efforts of most other gurus. Man, you've helped my advertising get wicked-good." Joe Polish, Piranha Marketing
Carlton Got Me FIRED
"I had a cush job at one of the world's largest ad agencies. Then I found John's materials, and discovered the how to SELL, not just win awards. The agency hated my new style and gave me the boot. Which was a good thing -- my first year on my own, I'm on pace to earn FOUR TIMES my yearly salary at the agency. Thanks, John." Matt Marshall, freelance copywriter
Pure Gold
"I've written pieces that have pulled in millions of dollars. Yet, when I sit down to write copy, I pull out my swipe file of John Carlton's stuff, and study it like my life depended on it. He is one of the few true experts in advertising. Pure gold." Caleb O'Dowd, Florida
"I Use This Every Time
I Write For The Web"
"My highlighter ran out 6 pages into Section 7! This course is going on my A+ shelf of resources I use every time I write a sales letter for my web sites." Yanik Silver, Surefire Marketing
Lorrie Morgan-Ferrero Says:
"When my copywriting business was operating in the red in 2003, I bit the bullet and and invested in John's stuff. Best business decision I ever made. Know why? I started making money. Lots of it. The subled tweaks and step-by-step systems I learned from John shot conversion rates through the roof. And I confidently raised my fees by 60% because of everything I learned from him... and my fees continue to rise." Lorrie Morgan-Ferrero, Red-Hot Copy
John Helped Me Dominate
An Entire Asian Market
"Studying John Carlton's writing, and adapting it to Japanese culture, has allowed me to dominate an entire Asian market. It's just unbelievable what you can do when you learn what's in John's amazing bag of tricks." Markus Kuroda, Japan
Quitting My Day Job
"Two months ago I had little hope of making it in this business. Now, after taking John's specific advice, I'm quitting my day job and doing this full time." April Morelock, Indiana
"Sold Out The Show"
"You inspired me to write a new pitch to my house list, using your tactics... and it generated a near-DOUBLE response rate (over 203 requests in under 24 hours, at $495 a pop). Sold out the show." Ken Calhoun, Daytrading University
Exact Info, Not Found Anywhere Else
"This is the exact information I wanted, but couldn't find anywhere else! You covered everything the other guru's neglect. I'm keeping your stuff close by." Wendy Baldwin
Forget College -- Study John's Advice
"What I learned in an afternoon from John allowed me to earn more money than did my entire college education. I can't tell you how dramatically this has changed my life! My ads now cook and pull like crazy." James Curley, CA
Earned Back Investment Fast
"I lifted your format and headline ideas for my own mailing, and not only earned back all the money I paid for your material... but the resulting sales letter is still bringing in hundreds of extra bucks each month in passive additional income. Anyone who hesitates to get your collected 'swipe files' is leaving a pile of cash on the table!" Kevin Donlin, Detroit
Studies Carlton's Copy
"I study Carlton's copy like a 14 year-old boy reads Playboy. Completely dazzled, entranced and full of desire. I've read hundreds of books on marketing and copywriting and make my living with it... so I know how to separate the wheat from the chaff in this business. Every time I think I've hit the nail on the head with my copy, I read one of John's letters and realize how much farther I could go. Ouch... it hurts to say that... but it's true." Michael Jans, President of Insurance Profit Systems, Inc.
What A Boardroom Founder Says:
"Great copywriters are proven because consumers vote with their money. That's why guys like John are so expensive, and so valuable. This is seriously important information for your business. There are only a handful of writers in John's league. I read this book as soon as I got my hands on it." Ken Glickman, Boardroom, Inc.
Tripled Sales In One Month
"Your course is fantastic. I have tripled my sales in a month and I am only now getting started find tuning and testing." William McCreedy, Futures Trading Secrets
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